Well, I’m Professor Shit. OK, I know most people call me Shit behind my back. Now I tell you that the pronunciation of my surname is the same as the Chinese character for “Shit”. Now you know I am real shit. So, let’s listen to Professor Shit’s address. I’m gonna tell you how and why I won a Nobel Prize. As you know, I have made a breakthrough in physiology and biology, and many patients can live longer and healthier, although they are diagnosed with a terminal disease. My protocol applies to a great range of rare diseases, which other researchers disdain to embark on. So, why did I embark on this trivial stuff? Because I value everyone’s life and can’t stand their pain? Wow, I hope I was noble like that. However, I am crafty, arrogant, and evil. The real reason is that, as a real loser, I really needed to take a different approach to achieve my goal. The adversity pushed me to take the risk and devote myself to the treatment of rare diseases. Now, I have succeeded. Now, you must be confused about “my goal”. Isn’t it for the well-being of humans? No, it is for my pride. I was not doing Nobel-Prize-winning research, but doing research as an approach to bring myself a Nobel Prize. When I was a poor young man, or frankly speaking, a miserable loser, I repeatedly failed until I concluded the essence of the relationship between people: to take advantage of each other and achieve their own goals. As a poor young man, I sought cooperation to take others’ benefit, and they gave me a helping hand since they considered me to contribute to their own goal. If they failed to take advantage of me, they pretended not to know me the other day. Wow, not surprising, yeah? They just didn’t need to know me. Didn’t need to. Now I am a Nobel Prize Winner. I am ADMIRED by the WHOLE HUMAN RACE, hahaha! Before, I was a loser looked down upon by others, but after, I am the winner whose achievements exceed almost the whole human race. Until now, I realize my life is total nonsense. That just gives me more power to achieve more goals! You may think my purpose is fulfilled with a Nobel Prize, but it is not. After I leave Stockholm, I will set out for another Nobel Prize. My life is just a game-like process of achieving goals, and I set my goals as “Nobel Prizes”. Hope to see you guys here next time! Bye!